Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year and every year my buddies can tell ", I want to ride in a helicopter Edna."

Edna always "find me buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars and fifty dollars and fifty dollars." He answered

In one year our fair and Buddy Buddy is gone and Edna, said, "Edna, I'm 85 years old. I may never get another chance, do not ride on the helicopter."

For this purpose, Edna 'buddies that helicopter ride is fifty dollars and fifty dollars and fifty dollars. "He answered

Pilot couple and I'll take both of you for a ride they hear. We'll make you a deal, "he said. All the rides and I stayed quiet for a coin collector of a word! But if you have fifty dollars do not say a word."

Buddy and agree to Edna and went upstairs.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. But a word yet over and over again his offensive tricks.

He landed and turned to Buddy pilot said, "I, I did everything to get jhagarada out, but you. I was not impressed!"

Buddy, "OK, I know, to tell you the truth dollar Edna, however, some said, the fallen! Is almost fifty-fifty dollars, he replied that

A young couple decided to get married. The big day draws near, she grew worried. Every share with everyone together, there was a problem before. Overcome fear of the groom, -OLi, he consulted his father decided to ask. "Daddy," and "I am deeply concerned about the success of the marriage am.", He said, she said

His father, "Do you love this girl?" He answered

"Oh, very much," he said, "but I have a very smelly feet, and me and my fiancee will be closed, fear and see."

"No problem," he said, "You make the bed, all need to do, as much as possible, have washed your feet wearing socks, and often."

Well, it can work as a solution.

The bride-to-be, to overcome his fear, his mother decided to take the problem with. "Mom," and "When I wake up in the morning, my breathing was really terrible.", He said, he said

"Honey," mother "Everybody has bad breath in the morning." Comfort

"No, you do not understand. My morning breath, So Bad, the same room with me, my fiance did not want to sleep in fear."

The mother of this experience, "the morning. Just said. A busy making a simple kitchen eating breakfast in bed and a family bathroom tooth movement and to go quickly. Key, do not brush their teeth until you say a word brush. "

"I need to say good morning or not?" The girl asked.

"Not a word," mother confirmed.

"Well, it is definitely worth a try," he said.

Love couple finally got married. Note that this constant flood of silence that morning had received advice and then, he was very good. It's about six months later.

Shortly before dawn one morning, her husband was one of her socks, wake up with a start to find. Fear result, it looks crazy bed. This, of course, his wife awake and thinking, he asks, "What on earth are you?"

"Oh," he "swallowed my socks!", Replied

This story about spa Presidential candidate candidate was not available in 1860, takes place 150 years back. Do not stay in five-star hotel or traveling by private jet - a place we stayed at before, led to a new city for his own campaign, and with a normal family would work around the property.

In 1860, Abraham Lincoln was actually my great-great-grandmother. It's quite a domineering woman and Lincoln soon as he has a long list visit was to work as.

I have my grandmother's last work, Abraham, they thought was the end. We are you having for dinner cob and apple pie, corn casserole. Me, "he said, but you must be on the front porch shucking corn and in front of you until there is nothing left'll peel apples.", Will try to stew

And so, where there were two big baskets that took me out to the brim with apples and corn.

Ibrahim peel and began shucking. He left it to me to get an idea of ​​what to check to see how, when they will eat my grandmother constantly. Little is known about the fact that Abraham Lincoln, shucking corn and apple skins very badly.

After what felt like tithing check, my grandmother was real nervous. "Abraham, a country that is expected to run, if I can not help with dinner?", He said, he said

And Abraham Lincoln, Miss Lee rest, quad-core and seven ears. "Answers"

Police approached the gate driver.

"A problem, officer?"

Police said, "Sir, was recorded speed. I can see the license?" Says

Driver, "I give you, but I do not possess." The answer

"You do not?"

"I drink it lost four times to drive." The answer

The police officer is surprised. "I understand that. I can see your vehicle registration papers?"

"I'm sorry, I can not do it."

Police said, "Why not?" Says

"I stole the car."

Authorities "as they play?" Says

Adam "Yes, I killed the owner," he says.

On this occasion, the official Mad going. "You what?"

"You want to see it there in the trunk."

Officer saw him and gradually provides support calls and the back of the car. Within minutes, five police cars around the car smiling. Slowly, his gun drawn half clasping a senior officer, approached the car.

Senior officers "you, Sir, please step out of the car!" Says

Man step out of the vehicle. "Sir, I have a problem?"

"My officer's car was stolen and killed, he told me that."

"The owner of murder?"

Officer, "Yes, you open the trunk of the car, please?", Answer

A man opened the trunk of a hollow body open, but nothing.

Authorities ", meaning Sir?" Says

Man, "yes" and hands-on record paper says.

Authorities, understanding, quite unconscious. "My officers do not have a driver's license is one of guilt."

Accident revealed the man's wallet in your pocket and handed it to the officer. Open the wallet and license review officer. He looks surprised. "Thank you Sir. I stole the car and the owner did not have a license to murder, my officer."

Man, "bastard lying to me, I'd say that speed bet!", Answers

A woman, her husband is not in bed, wake up in the middle of the night to find. She puts on clothes and go down to see him.

He Hot cocoa in front of him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup. This wall is looking at, it seems deep in thought. He wipes a tear to see his eye.

"No matter what, dear?" He whispered to her room as such a step. "Why down here this time of night!? '

Husband, "we met on the day of its 20th anniversary." Look for drink

I can not remember the man's faith. He tore up.

Husband, continue to read, "When we started out 20 years you remember? I was 18 and there were only 15"

Once again, his wife thought her husband is a very caring and sensitive, is touched to tears.

"Yes, he does," he replied.

Big words can easily turn ... pauses.

"Do you remember your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

A seat next to him lowering himself, "Yes, I remember," his wife said.

She continued her husband.

No my daughter or I will make sure to spend the next 20 years in prison, "he recalls, shoved a gun on my mouth and said,"? '"

"I remember it," he replied softly ...

His cheek and another wiped away tears and she said to him ifatta "I would have won today."